The story:
"Once upon a time, there was a Great Dane whose specialty was collecting miniature Poodles. For extra income he took in a Border Collie. His best friend, a Boxer, lived next door to a German Shepherd. And on Sundays they all went to hear St. Bernard speak. Those lucky dogs!"
"Real friends are those who, when you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel that you've done a permanent job."~~Unknown
"He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass, for every man has need to be forgiven."~~George Herbert
"Whatever else history may say about me when I'm gone, I hope it will record that I appealed to your best hopes, not your worst fears; to your confidence rather than your doubts."~~Ronald Reagan
"You only have to solve two problems when going to the moon: first, how to get there; and second, how to get back. The key is don't leave until you have solved both problems."~~Neil Armstrong
And just for fun: "The shortest period of time is between the time when the light turns green and when you hear the first horn honk."~~Unknown
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