TEE SHIRT LORE

First, I want to send a huge HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!!

to all the Dads out there :

Thanks for still loving us, even when we were teenagers,

and even when we knew everything.

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TEE SHIRT TEACHINGS

• Life is good.
• Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge
• I triple dog dare ya
• Everything I say can be fully substantiated by my own opinon
• Just be happy I'm not a twin
• I'm having an out of money experience
• Cats are like potato chips, you can't have just one
• I'm not stubborn, my way is just better
• Ask not what your cat can do for you
• Wine a little, you'll feel better
• Without music life would B flat
• If I'm talking, you should be taking notes
• I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing
• A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say
• Rise and shop
• The voices in my head told me to buy more shoes
• Better living - through chocolate
• The queen is not amused
• Cereal killer
• I started out with nothing and I still have most of it
• Time flies when you're having rum
• Age improves with wine
• It's all good

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